Site Status:

Under construction!

To-Do list:

I wanna redo the look of the site, space based! Inspired by the BG image. I fucking love space
Guestbook
Character shrines(assorted)
Fill the "tuoys" tab with blinkies n shit. you know how it is
Art archive

ChangeLog

Aug 11 2025

Finally made a site stamp + logo, and I put some stamps in the toys section!

Aug 10 2025

Gallery is up and running! I'll get to putting stuff in it eventually...

Aug 9 2025

Got page tabs working! theyre empty as yet but I'm glad i figured it out on my own. thank you w3schools

Aug 8 2025

Added Key pagedoll! Finally, my boy. He's in the way of this box but thats ok. Also got a box for the changelog!!

Aug 2 2025

Edited some colours and made things generally easier on the eyes (i hope)

Site Launch!

July 26 2025

ive never made a site before and im soooooo confused but im trying my best

COOPER! No... you must be SLY Cooper, the new keeper of the cane..! Oh, ho, how I've longed for this...

This vault belongs to the Cooper family, you're tresspassing!

No, my naive boy, you're tresspassing! I've got the deed to this island. This fortress is mine, EVERYTHING here is MINE. Whick now includes the key to the vault...

Sorry pal, family heirloom. Buy a knockoff at the gift shop

Quick, let's regroup with the others, follow me!!
There's no escape, Cooper!
It's no use, Sly, save yourself!
If he wants to eat, eat THIS

So What The Fuck Is All This Then?

Excellent question! I wish i knew.

Anyway, Hi! My name is Jay, but I also go by the name Key! I'm primarily a hobby sewist, but I love working with all kinds of physical media! My most recent experimentation has been resin work! additionally I draw and write. A jay of all trades, if you will.

I'm super new to neocities and coding in general, but I'm so glad to be here! I've found so much cool stuff I never would have thought still existed on the web these days!